Rustic #@!$ Happens

$22.99

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Discover our Men’s T-Shirt built for the guys who know messes come with the job. Featuring the Funky Monkey logo on the front and “#@!$ Happens” boldly printed on the back.

  • Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • Classic fit
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
  • 100% USA preshrunk cotton
  • Brand: Gildan
  • Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
Men's T-Shirt | GILDAN 5000
normal fit
B C A
S 17.99 inch 6.22 inch 27.99 inch
M 28.98 inch 20 inch 6.5 inch
L 30 inch 21.97 inch 6.97 inch
XL 30.98 inch 23.98 inch 7.24 inch
2XL 31.97 inch 7.48 inch 25.98 inch
3XL 32.99 inch 27.99 inch 7.72 inch
4XL 33.98 inch 30 inch 7.99 inch
5XL 35 inch 31.97 inch 8.46 inch
Rustic

Rustic #@!$ Happens

$22.99

$22.99

Why People Love Funky Monkey Soap

 No Sink? No Problem

Stay fresh wherever the day takes you with our rinse-free formula.

Tough, Not Harsh

Get a powerful, eczema-safe clean that’s gentle on hardworking hands.

Small Batch, Big Results

Handcrafted in the USA for quality, consistency, and performance.

 Nothing Fake

No synthetic fragrances or fillers, just honest ingredients that work hard.

How to Use

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Sanitizer
Wet Wipes
Regular Soap
Portable
Remove Grease
Remove Dirt
Remove Germs
No Water Required
Alcohol Free
Won't Sting Cuts
Great For Camping
Works On Construction Grime

Eczema Friendly

On-The-Go Clean

No Water Required

All Natural Ingredients

Proudly Made in the USA

Eczema Friendly

On-The-Go Clean

No Water Required

All Natural Ingredients

Proudly Made in the USA

Eczema Friendly

On-The-Go Clean

No Water Required

All Natural Ingredients

Proudly Made in the USA