When the tough jobs call, this soap answers. Built with bentonite clay to lift grease and grit and tremella mushroom extract to keep skin hydrated, it scrubs hard without stripping. Made for mechanics, makers, and anyone whose hands earn their keep, it cuts through buildup fast and cleans on the go—no rinse, no roughness, no quit.

Rescue for hands that do the hard work. When soap and lotion don’t cut it, this rich blend of butters, oils, and botanicals melts on contact to soothe cracks and dryness while locking in moisture. Made for hands that see it all, it restores, protects, and keeps skin ready for whatever comes next.

This isn’t your average washcloth. Made from heavyweight 500 GSM 100% ring-spun cotton terry, this 12” x 12” garage towel is designed to grab, lift, and wipe away grease, grime, and dirt—without falling apart.

Soft enough for everyday use, but tough enough for the jobs your hands go through.

• High absorbency: pulls dirt and oil off your skin fast

• Durable cotton build: holds up to repeated use and washes

• Quick-drying: ready for the next job

• Perfect pairing with Funky Monkey Soap: made for wipe-off cleaning

Whether you’re in the garage, on the jobsite, or off the grid, this is the cloth that gets you clean—no sink required.

For the grime your hands can’t reach.

When grease gets packed under your nails, wiping alone won’t cut it. This dual-sided nail brush is built to break it loose and pull it out—fast.

• Dual-sided design: one side for scrubbing hands, one for tight nail detail

• Tough on grime, easy on skin: durable nylon bristles without the scratch

• Ergonomic grip: comfortable, non-slip hold even when wet or soapy

• Easy to clean & sanitize – smooth body, no buildup

• Pair it with Funky Monkey Soap for a complete clean—top and under the nails.

Mount it. Grab it. Get back to work.
This heavy-duty steel jug rack keeps your gallon of Funky Monkey Soap right where you need it, off the bench and ready to go. Built from durable carbon steel, it holds your jug securely while the open design makes it easy to grab and pump without hassle. The compact size fits just about anywhere, garage, shop, trailer, or jobsite, so you can keep things clean without slowing down. It’s a simple way to stay organized and keep your setup dialed in.