Strong Enough for Motor Oil, Easy on Skin
Strong enough for motor oil, easy on skin.
Funky Monkey Heavy-Duty Wipe Off Soap uses bentonite clay to lift grease, oil, paint, and sap right off your hands, no sink required, while tremella mushroom and colloidal oatmeal keep your skin from paying the price.
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The problem
You know the drill. End of a long day under the hood or on the jobsite, hands caked in grease and grime, and the nearest sink is a hike away. So you reach for the orange pumice scrub that leaves your knuckles cracked and stinging, or the solvent wipes that strip everything including your skin, or the sanitizer that does basically nothing against real motor oil. None of it actually works. And if your hands are already dry or cracked going into winter, those options go from annoying to genuinely painful. You need something that cuts through the heavy stuff without turning your hands into a separate problem to solve.
How it works
Squeeze
Dispense a small amount of Funky Monkey Heavy-Duty Wipe Off Soap directly onto dry, dirty hands, no water or sink needed.
Work it in
Bentonite clay bonds to grease, motor oil, paint, ink, and sap and lifts it away from your skin in seconds.
Wipe clean
Wipe off with a rag or shop towel and you are done, hands clean and skin still intact, back to work in under a minute.
Why you'll love it
Cuts through motor oil, paint, and sap
Bentonite clay does the heavy lifting, grabbing grease and gunk at the particle level so it wipes off clean without scrubbing your skin raw.
No rinse, no sink, no detour
Works on completely dry hands, so it goes wherever you do, garage, tailgate, campsite, or the middle of a field.
Tough cleaner that does not wreck your hands
Tremella mushroom extract, colloidal oatmeal, and sunflower oil keep skin hydrated so it will not sting cuts, crack knuckles, or strip hands dry the way solvent-based cleaners do.
Eczema-friendly, alcohol-free formula
No synthetic fragrances, no fillers, no alcohol, just honest ingredients that are safe for eczema-prone or cracked winter skin without making a dramatic fuss about it.
Loved by 137+ customers
"It isn't greasy or gritty like most waterless soaps. Works great."
"Working in the garage, I don't want to keep running inside and getting the sink and door handles dirty. I just do it in the garage while working."
"The industrial-strength concoction comes in handy when you need to get rid of hard dirt, grime, paint and ink. You can't beat the price either."
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Compare full bundle details →Questions, answered
Does it actually get grease off without water?
Yes, that is the whole point. Bentonite clay lifts oil, grease, paint, ink, and sap from dry hands, then you wipe it off with a rag. No sink, no rinse step, no standing around waiting. Verified buyers including working mechanics and contractors back this up across 137 plus reviews averaging 4.9 stars.
Will it leave my hands feeling greasy or gritty?
No pumice, no grit, no residue. Josh, a verified buyer, put it plainly: it works great and it isn't greasy or gritty. The clay lifts the grime and wipes away clean.
Is it going to dry my hands out like the orange cleaner does?
That is exactly what it was built to avoid. The formula includes tremella mushroom extract, colloidal oatmeal, and sunflower oil to keep skin from drying out. It is alcohol-free, so it will not sting open cuts or crack knuckles that are already dry.
Is the Shop Bundle actually worth it at $53.96?
The Shop Bundle was $71.95 and saves you 25 percent compared to buying bottles separately. Free US ground shipping is included on orders over $20. Work out the per-clean cost against a box of wipes or a tub of pumice scrub and it holds up well.
How do I know this is not just another gimmick cleanser?
Funky Monkey Heavy-Duty Wipe Off Soap is hand-poured in small batches in the USA using a short, honest ingredient list you can actually read. It carries a 4.9 star average from over 137 verified buyers. If it does not cut your grime, we will refund it, full stop, within 30 days.
Clean hands. Tough formula. Skin still intact.
